<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060101109032950099</id><updated>2011-04-22T09:35:55.259+10:00</updated><category term='Joke'/><title type='text'>My Life, Ur Entertainment</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060101109032950099/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Norman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17196735489271488215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SJia33htL_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GQp54xZIGKk/S220/scan0002.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060101109032950099.post-641463620569732204</id><published>2008-08-13T06:40:00.004+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-13T06:45:38.584+10:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joke'/><title type='text'>Humour for the day</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SKH192CDB0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/elQgYBsymc4/s1600-h/comicvaginalol1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SKH192CDB0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/elQgYBsymc4/s400/comicvaginalol1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233734684806154050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5060101109032950099-641463620569732204?l=normylee.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/feeds/641463620569732204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5060101109032950099&amp;postID=641463620569732204&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060101109032950099/posts/default/641463620569732204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060101109032950099/posts/default/641463620569732204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/2008/08/humour-of-day.html' title='Humour for the day'/><author><name>Norman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17196735489271488215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SJia33htL_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GQp54xZIGKk/S220/scan0002.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SKH192CDB0I/AAAAAAAAADQ/elQgYBsymc4/s72-c/comicvaginalol1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060101109032950099.post-3601097409415592961</id><published>2008-08-12T04:24:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2008-08-12T04:26:31.938+10:00</updated><title type='text'>After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="EC_MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt; color: red;"&gt;Dating  process:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : I love U, I love U, I love U.&lt;br /&gt;6 months : Of course I love U.&lt;br /&gt;6  years  : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Back  from Work: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : Honey, I'm home.&lt;br /&gt;6 months : BACK!!&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : What did your mom  cook for us today?? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Gifts:&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.&lt;br /&gt;6 months : I bought you a  painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : Here's the  money. Buy yourself something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Phone Ringing:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 weeks  : Baby,  somebody wants you on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;6 months : Here, for you.&lt;br /&gt;6 years  :  PHONE RINGING.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Cooking:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : I never knew food could taste so good!&lt;br /&gt;6 months : What are we  having for dinner tonight?&lt;br /&gt;6 years   : AGAIN!!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Apology:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.&lt;br /&gt;6  months : Watch out! Don't do it again.&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : What's not to understand  about what I just said?? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;New  Dress:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.&lt;br /&gt;6 months : You  bought a new dress again???&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : How much did THAT cost me?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Planning  for Vacations: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??&lt;br /&gt;6 months :  What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : Travel?  What's so bad about staying home???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;TV:  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6  weeks  : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?&lt;br /&gt;6 months : I like  this movie.&lt;br /&gt;6 years  : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood,  go to bed, I can stay up by myself. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5060101109032950099-3601097409415592961?l=normylee.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/feeds/3601097409415592961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5060101109032950099&amp;postID=3601097409415592961&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060101109032950099/posts/default/3601097409415592961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5060101109032950099/posts/default/3601097409415592961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://normylee.blogspot.com/2008/08/after-6-weeks6-months6-years.html' title='After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years'/><author><name>Norman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17196735489271488215</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_OqyGLzIqqao/SJia33htL_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GQp54xZIGKk/S220/scan0002.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
